WTF Amazon

You can’t judge a book by its cover so with a teasing arrow and a cheeky invitation Amazon entices you to look inside … with some interesting results.

That’s right, folks, this is the part we get to be all infantile about exactly what Amazon is suggesting with that salacious little arrow.

Sweet Surrender by Maya Banks.

Pure, a novel by Rebbecca Ray

Best Women’s Erotica, by the best women (?)

Keeping the Moon, by Sarah Dessen

Innocents, by Cathy Coote (complete with a Modesty Patch)

Jumping off Swings, by Jo Knowles

We could continue in this manner for the next few months but I think you get our drift.

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It

“This book deserves five stars for nutty chutzpah and one star for sensibleness.

Speaking as a retired university professor who has read many hundreds of books, I have rarely seen one as screwball as this one.”

Hard to resist a book with such a raving review, isnt’ it?

You might think this book is about lesbian horses … but, neigh, you’d be wrong.

“I did not realize I could have passionate realtionships with anything other than the barn cat … Thank you The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories!”

Over the top, campy and satisfying readers from all over the world.

How to Date a White Woman (and hopefully make her happier than the grim one depicted on the cover).

One reviewer found his dating experiences improved 200% and says:

“Improved my dating experiences 200%
Now I know a few new things.
First, white women don’t particularly like tentacles. I shouldn’t take photographs of them and print their images on body pillows.
Don’t ask them for “Saki”, huge misunderstanding occurred.”

and thank YOU N Ng. We need more bubbly dates.

What are these Strawberries Doing on my Nipples? … I need them for the fruit salad.

There is no product description for this book on Amazon so one is requried to flick through the reviews to try and ascertain the genre into which this book falls.

We learn that it:

1. Emits a smell of brimstone whenever opened.
2. Suffers a deficit of plot provided by the strawberries.
3. Some readers find it life-changing.
4. Is a literary monument.

QUOTE FROM OTHER REVIEWS:

“… a touching take on one of Shakespeare’s lesser known plays”